Breaking News: SOA Not Dead After All

After being pronounced dead earlier this week, in an exceedingly improbable turn of events, SOA narrowly avoided being plowed by a meteor by evolving wings and flying off all the while making an annoying squawking sounds.
In an interview, Miko Matsumura, proprietor of the web site formerly known as SOA Center said “I’m completely perplexed, completely flummoxed.”
Mr. Matsumura had changed the name of his web site from SOA CENTER to WHATEVER CENTER to commemorate the passing of SOA.
“You have no idea how much money it’s cost me, I’ve had bumper stickers printed for Whatever Center and everything.” he lamented. “I’m quite angered at this exceedingly improbable turn of events, I’d made considerable business plans for Whatever Center, and now I’m going to have to go back to SOA Center.”
Experts have weighed in on the situation:
“I must say, this is an exceedingly improbable event.” One expert was heard to say.

