Theory #1: HP Strategy was written by Charlie Sheen on Twitter
It is possible that HP's strategy was written by the Internet's favorite High Priest Vatican assassin warlock? HP is bayonets, baby--HP is an F18 fighter jet, ready to blow you out of the sky or deploy ordinance to the ground. Having both Windows and WebOS on a single PC is not bipolar, it's bi-winning, you win here, and you win there. HP is on a drug called WebOS. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off...